Tuesday, April 13, 2004
Percussion teaches you everything you’ll ever need to know:
English - practice annunciation with the “dut dut dut dut’s”
History - we’re makin history, baby! ::that should be read with a sleazy voice::
Math - we count throughout the entire show
PE - we push imbas up a hill, and are constantly injured by that cart dealie.
Shop - fixing broken mallets
Art - draw in the dust on the concert bass drums
Sex Ed - it’s percussion.
Bio - you can figure out how you’ll pass aids onto someone else! (through mallets blister juices, you sicko.)
Physics - battery moving on the mat, and you can know how much (for you, mary!!) to pull so you can (but wont) fly the mat.
Foreign Language - percussion speaks for itself
HAHA i remember this and it was amazing… but i can’t lie… loro made it up all by hersalf =(
